Retirement Montage

The kids are all grown and (hopefully) moved out of your house. You've done without and put away a tidy nest egg. Now is the time to reap the benefits of your hard work for all those many years. What better way to launch your retirement party than with a video montage celebrating the event?

Gather those pictures together, the awards you've received, the interaction with co-workers at the annual picnic or executive retreat and send them to us. We will create a celebratory montage that illustrates your invaluable contributions to productivity, Capitalism and the GNP. Put us to work, if for no other reason than you no longer have to.

"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job."
- Ella Harris

"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
- Will Rogers, Autobiography, 1949

"O, blest retirement! friend to life's decline -
How blest is he who crowns, in shades like these,
A youth of labor with an age of ease!"
- Oliver Goldsmith